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Doctor Blood's Coffin (1961)


Cast:

Kieron Moore is Dr. Peter Blood
Hazel Court is Nurse Linda Parker
Ian Hunter is Dr. Robert Blood
Kenneth J. Warren is Sergeant Cook
Gerald Lawson is G.F. Morton
Fred Johnson is Tregaye


What the box says:

Research scientist Dr. Peter Blood (Kieron Moore) moves home after being thrown out of medical school in Vienna for wishing to experiment on humans instead of lab animals. While living with his father, he begins dating Nurse Linda Parker (Hazel Court). He also sets up in an abadoned mine, using curare to acquire compliant "volunteers" to continue his heart transplant experiments. Blood's knowledge of medicine and chemistry allow him to lead the police astray while appearing to be helping in the investigation of the disappearances.


Plot:

Dr Peter Blood is preparing some injections when old doctor discovers him. Apparently, Blood is tampering in God’s realm. He claims the patient will die but can be of use to his experiments. Old doctor will report Blood to the police unless he leaves Vienna now.

In a small village, Doctor Robert Blood learns from his nurse, Linda that his lab had several chemicals stolen. Dr. Robert tells the local police Sergeant Cook about the stolen drugs. Several people have disappeared from the village over the past couple of weeks. The missing people might be in the closed mines.

In the mine, Peter changes an I.V. on one of his patients. He prepares to get another patient.

That night, Blood drugs George. As he carries him away, he drops the syringe. In the mine, Peter has George readied for the experiments. He calls it a night and leaves. George watches but is unable to move.

The next morning, Peter scopes out Linda the nurse. His father, Dr. Robert is surprised by Peter’s visit. In some small talk, Peter learns that Linda is widow.

Sergeant Cook brings the syringe from George’s bedroom. George was the local mine expert. The locals think that someone is hiding in the mine tunnels. Peter volunteers to lead the police in the search. As a child, he played in the tunnels all the time.

George is slowly crawling in the tunnel.

Peter, Sergeant Cook, and the rest of the search party arrive at the tin mine.

Peter splits up from Sergeant.

George is still crawling.

Peter discovers that George has escaped.

Sergeant Cook calls for Peter. They are the last to leave the tunnel. Nothing has been found in any of the tunnels.

Linda picks up Peter.

Dr Rob is analyzing the drug in the syringe.

Small talk ensues from Linda to get Peter to be less standoffish. However, he is colder than Alaskan whitefish. He goes to his father’s house.

George is still crawling through the tunnels.

That night, Peter heads back to the tunnel to search for George, the crawling guy.

In the morning, George has gotten out of the tunnels. Peter has searched all night and not found his test subject. After getting into town, Peter starts turning on his greasy charm on Linda.


So you know Herbert West. I'm still not going on a date with you...

Dr Rob and Sergeant Cook are trying to discover the contents of the syringe. Dr Rob is going to the hospital to test the sample. Peter stays in the village to take care of any patients.

As Linda is about to leave, Peter learns that George has been found. He readies his doctor bag with a poisoned syringe. They drive to the ravine where George is. Peter injects George who is mumbling. He claims George was too far gone and will do the autopsy later.

In the mortuary, George is brought. Peter will do the autopsy as the creepy music plays? Or will he?

Peter takes a walk with Linda. He is all Rico Suavay until staring his rant about how his mentor wouldn’t keep testing the limits of medicine because of ignorance and cowardice. That’s a great way to woo a woman.

Later, Peter returns to the funeral home. Morton, the undertaker, awakens but rolls back to sleep.

Donning his manly gown, Peter begins with the cutting. George opens his eyes? Wasn’t he dead?


Should the dead be able to open and close their eyes?
Peter keeps cutting and doing stuff. Dropping a bucket, Morton gets up to investigate.

He sees that Peter isn’t doing an autopsy. The explanation from Peter is George was given a poison that resembled death but too late for George to be saved. Morton wants to try to save George. Peter claims he was worthless, and his heart can help Peter’s work. Morton, the feeble drunk guy, struggle with Peter who pushes him away. Morton falls hitting his head on a staircase and dies. Apparently, it is too late to use George’s heart. .

Peter hides Morton’s body in George’s coffin.

The next morning, Linda goes to Dr Rob’s house. Peter comes in looking bedraggled. He claims that he had to embalm George. Morton was gone. Peter falls asleep.

Later, Linda is found by Peter. They go for a drive. Taking a walk leads them back to the mines. Peter talks about how he played in them as a child and starts getting awfully creepy. Linda wants to leave. There is only one way for Linda to leave. It looks as if Peter wants to do some tunnel exploring of Linda. Perhaps, it is some tubal exploration.

Tregaye, the scary hermit wanders by. They leave the mine.

Sergeant Cook inspects the mortuary. Cook questions Peter.

After George’s funeral in the cemetery, Peter and Linda leave. She tells how her husband died. He swerved his car to keep from running over a child.

Tregaye is around the mines working it for scraps when Peter pays him a visit.

Later, Dr Rob meets Peter and Linda in a pub. The poison in the syringe is curare. Peter mentioned this poison earlier. Sergeant Cook wants Peter to autopsy Tregaye. Linda’s eyes widen when curare is mentioned.

Linda and Sergeant Cook are researching curare. She is starting to suspect something funny is happening.

Peter is working on the Tregaye’s autopsy. Dr Rob visits his son. The report on George’s death didn’t mention curare but said the cause was a bad heart. Dr Rob knows that George’s heart was in perfect shape. Peter rages about being accused of making a mistake. He gives Sergeant Cook the report on Tregaye.

Linda checks on Dr Rob who is awfully worried about his son. Linda is going to see if Peter will do a house call. She goes to the mortuary and finds Peter working on Tregaye. She knows that curare has been used on Tregaye. As she is trying to leave, Peter explains his research in Vienna. He can keep great men alive. Philosophy fu ensues.

Peter wants her to join him in the dark side. She refuses. He goes off on her because she’s still in love with her dead husband. As he checks on Tregaye, Linda escapes.

Peter takes Tregaye’s body with him.

Sergeant Cook, Dr Rob, and Linda find Peter is gone.

Peter is in the cemetery digging up Linda’s husband.

Cook is calling for reinforcements.

Peter readies for another surgery. Scalpel fu ensues. The surgery is at a furious pace. He uncovers Steve, rotting corpse.

Linda heads home.

Peter tries warming up Steve’s brain.

Peter kidnaps Linda.

Cook is still calling for men to hunt down Peter.

Peter takes Linda back to the mines. She sees the corpse of her husband. Peter is pissed. He blames Linda for him having to reanimate Steve. Steve-corpse begins choking Linda. Peter fights the rotting corpse of Steve. Vials of chemicals are broken. Linda escapes. Steve kills Peter. The fumes finish Steve.

Linda escapes the tunnels and is found by Cook’s posse. Cook and his men head to the tunnels. Linda and Dr Rob leave.


What I say:

This movie would have been more interesting with the corpse of Errol Flynn as Dr Peter Blood. Where does this rant come from? Why take the Dr. Peter Blood name and use it for a lame derivative horror movie? To get people to think Dr. Blood's Coffin has some connection to Captain Blood. There are a few similarities, both had actors with bilateral symmetry, requiring an oxygen-based environment, etc...Flynn was a swashbuckling doctor driven to piracy (none of the music kind for the post-Napster generation.) Kieron Moore shouldn't even be considered anywhere near Errol Flynn except maybe Flynn's last movie Cuban Rebel Girls.

Peter Blood has to be one of the whiniest movie characters I’ve run across in quite a while. Do whiny mad scientists really improve a movie? Apparently, the world is against him. His research in Vienna was stopped by doctors afraid of pushing the envelope because of superstitious beliefs. The entire “I am being held back by a bunch of ethical and scared old men” spiel does start to drag awfully fast. Capital murder is a superstitious belief to Ego boy. We never got a good accounting of who should die to keep the great men alive. However, Peter Blood knew who was worthless for his experiments. In fact, he blamed Linda for the rotting Steve monster as if she killed anyone or reanimated any dead guys.

The love interest between Peter and Linda is an example of a bad script. First, Peter wouldn’t give Linda the time of day. A few minutes later, the romance angle between Linda and him is almost such a mystery that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would have Sherlock Holmes solve. He ignores her, and suddenly, he is all Rico Suavay and going for walks and drives. He then changes his mind after realizing she is the only woman in the village. I’m serious. I don’t remember seeing any woman of any age besides Linda.

The curare angle is hard to keep track. I wasn't paying that close attention to the Peter's "volunteers." During, Peter’s surgeries, I forgot the people were supposed to be drugged not dead. That explains why they are looking around when Peter is slicing on them. Actually, I realized that after watching the movie. Normally, a movie doesn't stay in your head that long for you to justify what seems to be flaws with it.

Sidney J. Furie is a director that has been around for many years. He is credited with over 50 movies and televison series episodes. Most of them are movies. I have heard that some of his movies are quite good. Unfortunately, I haven’t found any of those. While, you may not know the name, you will know some of his movies. More than 30 years directing hasn’t stopped him, he is still directing today. He was not credited for Devil Doll featuring the evil ventriloquist’s dummy, Hugo. Iron Eagle, Iron Eagle 2, Iron Eagle 4, Ladybugs and Superman IV are some of his more well known movies. In fact, I was more surprised about some of the ones I had heard of like Taking of Beverly Hills.

This is a very slow moving horror movie. How many scenes have the crawling guy crawling somewhere? They reuse the same scenes enough to make the director of Pocket Ninjas to tell them to quit it. A 90 minute movie doesn't need a guy crawling over hills and dales and through mines for more than 10 minutes. I am thankful they just cut to him crawling instead of actually devoting 10 complete minutes of screen time to it. Really, if there were a movie that needed to be trimmed down to at most 80 minutes, Dr. Blood's Coffin would be a good candidate for a trimming.

How many times does Peter rage about how he is kept back by lesser men? For an insane scientist trying to prove that his research is right, this guy is nowhere the top of Mad Science medicine. Imagine Dr. Herbert West as the dean of mad science medicine. Various Frankensteins like Maria and Tania would be the most popular professors. Peter Blood would be lucky to be teaching at the junior community college of mildly irritated scientists.

I've mentioned how slow some movies like Frozen Alive don't really have any interesting characters or much a plot for that matter. Dr. Blood's Coffin has that same problem. It starts out promising as Peter is about to try his experiments on a patient. His mentor forces him to leave or be reported to the police. A small village isn't quite the best place to get people for your experiments especially when the entire population is about 30 guys and 1 woman. Peter manages to lure the search party away from his secret lab in the mines. Practically everything in Dr. Blood's Coffin is able to kill every bit of suspense from the movie.

Some horror movie can escape such common faults. However, Dr. Blood's Coffin seems to revel in its faults. Suspense is replaced by seeing a pasty sweaty guy crawl around for hours. Our villain is a spoiled brat who pouts because the world doesn't recognize his absolute genius. There aren't any heroes just a bunch of aimless villagers that don't even do that much. The romance between Dr Madman and the nurse has absolutely no grip on reality. She can't stand him. In the next scene, she is almost begging to clean his thermometer with her tongue or to have her temperature taken down south. Well, until, he turns her year dead husband into a zombie. Remember that is sure fire way to kill any blooming relationship. Guys never reanimate you girlfriend's ex or spouse. It always leads to heartache.

Dr. Blood’s Coffin comes across as a lite-Hammer Studios horror movie. With all the gothic horror movies, a slightly peturbed scientist tampering in God's domain isn't anywhere near Peter Cushing as Dr. Frankenstein in Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell. It is even worse that such a movie came out when Hammer was still going strong. With actors like Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in the Hammer movies, the actors in this movie seem even weaker.



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Quotable Dialogue

"You get your degree and specialize."
"I'm going to take his heart and put it in a dead body."
"Peter, are you up?"
"I could forgive you if you were insane. But, you're not. You're evil."


Morals of the Story

Tin mines are very cleanly and hygenic.
You can root through abandoned mines for hours without getting dirty.
Embalming fluid is mixed like a cocktail.
Mad scientists love to work at night.