Plot:
At night, a car stops. The police detective wants the local detective to perform an autopsy in the middle of the night. The locals think werewolves are
involved. The doctor readies while sneering at the superstitions of the villagers. Yeah, Doc, you are so dead for ignoring the warnings of the locals.
Dr. Hartwig takes the silver bullets out of the body first. Supposedly, the bullets when removed will bring the werewolf back to life. Nothing happens.
The cop and Hartwig aren’t paying attention. The dead guy is reanimated and turns all hairy like a Baldwin and to his naturally lupine, wolfy state. After mauling
them, he runs outside.
Wolf spots a villager and has a snack.
In a bar, a bunch of gangly Europeans try to dance. To bad, none of them have heard the Geezinslaws’s song “Help, I’m White (and I can’t get down)”. Elvira
tells her boyfriend Marcel about her strip to research the 15th Century Countess Waldessa. She practiced black magic, worshipped the devil, and was a vampire. A
true hat trick of evil, Waldessa lived. Her lover after discovering these things stabbed her to death with a cross. Waldessa was secretly buried. Elvira and her friend
Genevieve believe they located the area where Waldessa was buried. They plan to go and investigate it further.
Later, Elvira and Gen managed to get lost on the back roads. They find Waldemar Daninsky. He invites them to stay at his place for a few days. Like true girls
from decades ago, they accept the invitation of a strange guy who lives in the woods.
At dinner, Waldemar explains he is writing about Gothic churches like the ruins of the nearby abbey. Elvira and Gen ask Waldemar to help show them around the
area to find the burial site of Waldessa. The offers to help them anyway he can. Since this isn’t a Jess Franco movie, we aren’t’ treated to any wolfman nookie
yet…
Elvira and Gen are getting ready for bed. Separate beds so the dirty minded one s of the ten get a cold shower. They are talking about how strange Waldemar
is and how he reacted when Waldessa was mentioned.
Elvira drifts off to sleep. She thinks she sees someone in the room. A crazy woman starts choking her. Crazy chick starts to fondle her some. This is starting to
hit Jess Franco territory. Elvira finds Waldemar beside her. He apologizes for his sister, Elizabeth, and leaves the room.
The next day, Waldemar and Elvira are walking. He tells how Elizabeth went crazy after their father died.
Gen discovers a blood-splattered room with manacles. Elizabeth attacks her. Waldemar and Elvira rush to help Gen.
Later, Waldemar chastises Elizabeth. These girls are his last hope.
Gen wants to leave. Elvira talks her into staying. Reluctantly, Gen agrees to stay.
Waldemar and the girls put their research together. They head out to the ruins.
Waldemar and the girls quickly find the tomb. An inscription warns that the tomb must be left alone. Elvira doesn’t want to do anything to the tomb. Gen is all
for opening it. Elvira leaves to examine the ruins of the nearby abbey while Gen and Waldemar defile the tomb.
Our intrepid grave robbers open the coffin to find a skeleton with a silver crucifix in it. Gen removes the crucifix and cuts herself. The blood spills on the
desiccated corpse. Gen mentions the legend of with the crucifix removed, Waldessa will return to life. Waldemar ignores such nonsense. They close the coffin and
head for Elvira.
Elvira examines the abbey ruins. A Fulci zombie faced monk chases after her. Waldemar uses the crucifix to kill it.
That night, Waldessa emerges from her coffin.
Elvira and Gen are talking. Gen heads downstairs. She is called by Waldessa into the woods. A black dressed woman is waiting. She partakes of Genevieve’s
blood.
Liz watches this. Waldessa and Gen head off to partake in Sapphic indulgences…
Waldemar is still doing research when he hears a wolf cry. The soul shall be set free.
Elvira searches for Gen and finds Liz’s corpse. Gen wants Elvira to “join her”. Elvira seems enchanted Waldemar uses the crucifix to drive Gen away.
Waldemar explains what is going on by opening the tomb. Waldessa will gain more and more power. He wants Elvira to leave. Walpurgis Night is soon.
Elvira wants to stay and help him. She professes her love for him. Elvira is given the crucifix and heads to town.
The Handyman drives Elvira into town. He babbles on and on. Apparently, some people think he is the werewolf. Handyman starts hitting her.
In the forest, Waldemar drags Liz’s body to the homemade grave he’s dug. He drives a stake into her heart and severs her head.
Later, Handyman finds a truck stopped in the road. Gen and Waldessa rush to them. Elvira is able to run them off with the crucifix.
Waldemar wants Elvira to stay by herself on the night of the full moon.
That night, Waldemar turns all wolfy.
I'm like Duran Duran sang, "Hungry Like the Wolf"...
He runs off into the night. Elvira is a locked up room, can hear the wolf growling.
Elvira finds Waldessa and Gen over her. They drink her blood and dance away. Elvira awakens, it was only a nightmare.
In the morning, Waldemar falls into Elvira’s arms. He explains about being a werewolf. Liz helped to chain him to keep him from killing anyone. He is destined
to not have peace and be a lost soul. Love will save him and so will the crucifix. Waldessa will fight to stay alive. Elvira wants to find Waldessa lair. Waldemar tries
convincing her to leave. She refuses to go.
Later, Elvira is being watched by Gen. She breaks into the room. After copping a feel, Gen has a pint of Elvira Red.
Waldemar searches for the lair. He sees Gen in the cemetery. Gen tries to attack Waldemar. He stakes her in a non-sexual way. Waldessa watches from afar
before returning to her lair.
Waldemar finds Elvira who reveals that Gen bit her. He explains when Gen was killed, she was set free.
Waldemar and Elvira search the ruins to no avail. A full moon is tonight. He wants for her to chain him up. Waldemar is into kinky werewolf bondage…
That night, Waldemar begins to change. Elvira hears him screaming. She goes to check on him. Pierre grabs her. Waldemar rages against the chains before
breaking free. Pierre is carrying Elvira away. Waldemar Werewolf attacks Pierre and has a snack…
The next day, Inspector Marcel, Elvira’s boyfriend, arrives at the village.
Waldemar and Elvira are basking in the afterglow. The werewolf nookie has just happened.
A bartender chick tells Marcel about a traveler girl that was killed. She claims her boyfriend; Pierre was bewitched in a non Elizabeth Montgomery way.
Waldemar is attacked by Pierre who stabs him. They struggle and Pierre falls on his own knife.
Marcel arrives at the house and finds Elvira. Waldemar tries explaining what is going on and about him and Elvira. Marcel wants the deaths connected to
Waldemar investigated. He also wants Waldemar to send Elvira away back to civilization. If Waldemar is cleared, Marcel won’t stand in Elvira’s way to return
to him.
Waldemar needs the cross. Elvira has to leave. Waldemar thinks he knows where the lair is. He has got to take care of her by Walpurgis Night, tonight.
Marcel and Elvira leave.
Waldemar is studying a map of the ruins.
As Marcel drives off, a woman jumps in front of the car. Marcel gets out checking on her. Waldessa appears and can’t be shot by Marcel. Elvira just looks
terrified.
Marcel and Elvira are chained in Waldessa’s lair. She approaches them and vows revenge on Waldemar. Elvira is chained to the altar.
Waldemar is still searching for the lair.
Waldessa will sacrifice Elvira to rule the world. Well, at least Elvira’s death isn’t going to be a loss. You’d think a human sacrifice to rule the world would at
least be a virgin sacrifice. They may be harder to find but well worth the effort to please Cthulu…
Waldemar has the cross and rushes to free Elvira. She lets Marcel loose. The full moon turns Waldemar wolfy. Waldessa versus Werewolf Waldemar. He
quickly takes care of her and has a snack. Waldessa rots in a matter of seconds covered in maggots.
Elvira grabs the crucifix and accidentally stabs Waldemar Wolf. He quickly loses his Baldwin-like body hair. Elvira and Marcel embrace and leave the lair as
the morning sun rises? The fight couldn’t have been that long…
