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BLU brought over $52 million at the movies.
USA - June 30th
UK - July 23rd
France - August 25th
South Africa - September 24th
Sweden - Nov/Dec 1999
Australia/New Zealand - July 15th
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Click Here To Read The Whole Script For BLU
BLU brought over $52 million at the movies.
USA - June 30th
UK - July 23rd
France - August 25th
South Africa - September 24th
Sweden - Nov/Dec 1999
Australia/New Zealand - July 15th
Super Movie Spoiler
The movie starts out with Stan getting the other boys to go see the Terrence and Phillip movie, but the person selling tickets will not let them in so they get a bum to do it for them. They get in the movie witch starts out with some kind of
racist joke and then goes on to a song about fucking uncles. All the people in the
theater start walking out while the boys are the only ones in there and they are trying to suck up as much bad words and phrases they can. They go over to see all of there friends ice skating and all the kids think they are the coolest because they saw the movie. Wendy finds a new boyfriend and leaves Stan. The boys tell their friend how they got in so they all go get the bum to let them all in. The next day in school all of the kids are cussing at every one and every thing.
So the four boys get sent to Mr. Mackey and there parents get cal in to have a talk. So the parents find out that they went to the movie and get in big
trouble. The mom's want to know were they learned all of these bad words. All three keep quite but Cartman tells them where. So Mr. Mackey puts all the kids who have seen the movie into one of his
special classes where he teaches them how not to cuss. He thinks it works and for doing such a good job he sends them all home early. Well with nothing to do they go and see the movie again. On the way out of the movie Cartman and Kenny are talking about lighting farts on fire. Kenny says you can and Cartman says if Kenny does he will give him $100. So Kenny does but the bad thing is he
bursts into flames and dies. They take him to the hospital so all of the moms know that they saw the movie again. While in the hospital they take out his hart and put in a new one but it turns out they replaced it with a backed potato.
So kyles mom starts a group call M.A.C. (Mothers Against Canada). They start the whole town on this trend and get every one to burn everything for
Canada. While at this time Cartman's mom wants to get him fixed so he stops cussing, so they give him to a doctor who puts the v chip in him. This chip makes it so that if you cuss it shocks you. At this time too in the movie Terrence and Phillip guest star on Conan O'brian. The
M.A.C. paid Conan to do this so they could put Terrence and Phillip under arrest. They do this and Canada gets so mad that they won't let them go because Terrence and Phillip make over 90% of the income to Canada. SO Canada bombs the Baldwins house. This in the eyes of the
people of this nation it is a catastrophe. So the next thing you know is we are at war with Canada. Kenny who has died is going to heaven. Heaven is what you want it to be so there were all women that were naked. There is a button that says push so he does and a huge sign comes up that says
access denied. So he fall right in to hell where he meets Satan who is sleeping with Sudam
Husain.
Back on earth all of the people in the army are gathered to watch the execution of Terrence and Phillip. The boys plan was to have mole dig to the stage and free them from the electric chairs and turn off all alarms. While it was Cartman's job to turn off the power he got scared because he saw
Kenny's ghost telling him what is going to happen and forgot to turn the power off. Mole gets caught and
scene the power is not off he gets killed by guard dogs. SO the boys go to the execution
show and watch as big gay al entertains the crowd. After he is over with his show act they decide to kill the two. At this time Canada starts a air attack after the switch is turn on. So no one
cares about the deaths of the two so the boys jump on stage to turn off the power. Cartman gets shocked by the chairs and the v chip starts to miss up.
So the boys are trying to keep Terrence and Phillip alive. They go through the war field because Canada has let all they got go. After awhile of sitting in a fox hole they start to run and run into the general and Kyle's mom. They want to kill him but Kyle and then the rest of the boys jump
in front of the two. Kyle tells his mom the way it is and she gets so mad that she takes the generals gun and shots both of them in the head. Under a big pill of dead people the heart of Hell jumps out on to earth were all of the demons start killing everything. Sadam is up on earth to where he is giving all of the orders to Satan. Kenny too comes up to earth again. Sadam goes and starts being a prick while Kenny talks to Satan more about the relationship between the two. Cartman finds a new use for the v chip. Ever time he cusses he doesn't get shocked other people do, but more powerful. So he goes into a cussing
frenzy against Sadam. Cartman wins for the most part but he is immortal.
Satan after talking to Kenny picks up Sadam and throws him back to hell where he dies again be being rammed
thought with a stalagmite. Satan is so happy Kenny made him see the light that Kenny is granted one wish. The Wish is that none of this ever happened. Satan says ok and puts things back to the way they were. Kenny takes off his hood and says good buy, and the day is saved.
