奇語

奇語分兩部分;上半部分Stat 335
              下半部分Stat people

From Stat 335:

1)pun-tion
2)process "sh?t", "sh?t" to here
DECODING:
1)function
2) process shift, shift to here

1)filipino
2)er-la
DECODING:
1)P=Po (P equals P zero)---> P equals P jilo (say
it very very quickly!) 
2)error

1)ninty-pipe 婆-cent con-done-in-逢-fail
2) pipe 婆-cent not in-cruel-well
3) t bell-lo
DECODING:
1) 95% confidence interval (ninty-five percent
confidence interval)
2) 5% not include (five percent not include)
3) t value


Question=cru-ion

Prof: Any cru-ion from this example?
DECODING: ANY QUESTION FROM THIS EXAMPLE?
無人理佢。。。結果阿Sir又發癲!
Prof: OK, boys and ga-o-s! I've a name list ar, haha!
DECODING: OK, BOYS AND GIRLS! I'VE A NAME LIST AR, HAHA!
之後佢睇住張list叫:Jennifer! 無人理佢因為Jennifer skip o左!
Prof: What a bad ga-lo!!!
DECODING: WHAT A BAD GIRL!!!
Prof: Tam!
(remark:叮o當的姓是Tam,所以阿Sir係叫你呀,叮o當!)
奇人望著鄰坐的叮o當,只見叮o當瘋了般笑著!
Prof: Nobody??? then whats you guys name?
過了一會,奇人問叮o當:點解你唔睬阿Sir呀?
叮o當答:阿Sir無叫我呀!
奇人﹕唔係o窩,阿Sir叫Tam,你o米Tam(last name)lo!
叮o當:係咩?乜阿Sir唔係講"DAMN"咩?我仲以為阿Sir講粗口添!
叮o當以為阿Sir話"Damn! Nobody answer me,
then whats you guys name?" 哈哈! Good for you my lovely Jenny!

10/32 = dan lor 花百達通 = dan lor 花 far de
do=ten over thirty-two
將far de do讀快o的便成百達通!

0,1,2,3 = 豬爐, 搵,do,flee =
zero,one,two,three
remark: 3=three=flee...要有震音(at the end)!

===pound the air-far-lay-池 purse.
DECODE:
===find the average first.

===the 加-立-扶 shipped to the right if k
equals to 豬-lo
DECODING:
===the graph shifted to the right if k equals to
zero.


From Stat people:

飯唔留?====唔留飯!
雞比留?====留雞比!
釘書機訂書...釘吉...吉親我呀?====釘書機吉親我!
check chair?====check 車!
一煲Mocha?====一杯Mocha!
一隻椒鹽雞?====一隻鹽焗雞!
天文氣報?====天文報告今日天氣.......!