The Deal

I'm a 34-year-old former writer and current webmaster, HQ'd in Washington, DC, and working for a nonprofit business association. I own very little, think very big, and seek sublime coolness.

Currently, all coolness comes from my badass truck, my badass friends, and every badass goatee I see. Grrrrrrrr!

Uncoolness is the expectation that I be boring and act my age. While it is true that 34 isn't really that old, I've been an adult since I was seven. And I'm sick of it!

Therefore, welcome one and all to my newfound and one-decade-premature midlife crisis! I call it the World of Warren.

It's easy, it's fun, and you even get breakfast in the morning.

Just remember--you were warren'd...