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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains that night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.

"Courting must be like a game. At first sis was acting like she wasn't wanting to play her boy-friend's game at all. They kissed and hugged over and over. She giggled a lot and kept slapping at his hands as he took off all her clothes. Then it was her turn, and he didn't seem to mind at all as she stripped him bare.

"Suddenly, the boy-friend grabbed what looked like a big eel that was wiggling between his legs. He waved it in the air while wrestling with it and seemed to be begging sis to help him strangle it. While he waved it back and forth, it got even bigger. I could see the ell had one eye in its head and really squirmed between his fingers. Sis got one hand around it, plunged it up and down while trying to squeeze the life out of it, but it lunged at her several times. I thought the tussle would never end.

"Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. Then she made a noise and let the eel go...I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

"Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started growling and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.

"After awhile they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the ell... I knew it was dead because it hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the ell wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... They have nine lives or something.

"This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the ell by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the ell. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet."

Mother fainted.

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