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Bill of No Rights
A list of rights we do not have, compiled by State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Cobb County, GA.

10:21 PM 06/11/1998
One-half of all doctors are below average.

11:42 PM 05/12/1998 Sometimes, one turns to jokes and humor to avoid thinking about the really scary things that are going on in the real world, for example:
Some scientists are predicting that El Nino is not ever going to go away, as a symptom of global warming.
One of the side effects of El Nino is drought in India and Pakistan. The summer monsoons do not come, or, if they do come, they do not last as long and do not drop as much rain.
One of the side effects of drought is political strife. Look at Somalia, for example.
India and Pakistan have long been political enemies, and in fact, there have been several wars.
India has just detonated three nuclear bombs as a "test".
Pakistan has nuclear power, too, and immediately began preparing their own "test". Can you say "saber rattling"?
There are a number of unemployed and underemployed scientists available that used to work for Soviet Russia, in case anyone else is interested in developing their own "power".
By the way, how does a country or countries "enforce" a treaty banning the proliferation of nuclear arms? (rattle, rattle)

Bumper Sticker List
I was thinking about making a list of neat bumper stickers. Someone e-mailed me a completed list.

01:36 AM 05/09/1998
How serendipitous that as corporate farming becomes more real and more deadly vis a vis waste products, methods are being developed to handle this. Did anybody say corporate funded research? Oh well, whatever it takes to improve the well being of Mother Earth. Here is what I'm talking about:
Purdue News May 1998 Composting livestock waste provides benefits WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- As livestock operations continue to grow in average size, one problem many of them share is what to do with all of the waste they generate. It's not just manure, although goodness knows there's plenty of that. There's also spoiled feed, moldy hay, office paper, damaged crops, even animal carcasses. Dairy farms scrape the stalls daily and spread the manure on farm fields, but hog farms, beef feedlots and poultry operations all have problems with what to do with all of the manure they produce. Purdue University researchers have found that composting waste from livestock operations can be an efficient way to manage the waste with less cost. Composting also virtually eliminates smells and runoff problems. Researchers Larry Wood and Mark Hamilton of the Department of Animals Sciences and Stephen Hawkins, assistant director of the Purdue Agricultural Centers, have been conducting a pilot project at the Purdue Animal Science Research Center, which has 400 head of livestock. They have found that composting offers many advantages to livestock producers. "Before this we had to do a daily scrape and haul," Hawkins says. "In all weather, 365 days of the year, we had to spread the manure on the fields. It was hard to find good people to do it, it was hard on the equipment, and the constant driving across the fields was causing soil compaction. "We've gone from spreading manure on a daily basis to spreading compost five or six days a year." Composting is also safer for the environment than stockpiling manure, according to Hawkins. "Stockpiled manure is not environmentally stable, which poses some safety concerns," he says. "There is the possibility of leachate moving off-site and into nearby streams. If the manure is spread on fields during the winter, it may not decompose, and then it can run off the fields into streams when it rains. Composting allows the manure to stay in a managed holding pattern until the time is right to apply it." Many livestock farms use lagoons to handle manure, but these have a strong odor and can become clogged with the manure solids. "It just turns to a big sludge pit," Hawkins says. Even if the lagoon doesn't become filled with solids, it still requires the producer to stir it and to periodically pump it out, he says. According to Hawkins, composting manure solids offers these advantages for the medium to large livestock producer: The total volume is reduced by as much as 80 percent, which results in less hauling and spreading. "Composting offers a more efficient use of labor, which is a considerable cost savings," Hawkins says. The composting does not attract flies and other insects as manure does. The potential for nutrient runoff resulting in pollution is greatly reduced. Weeds and pathogens in manure are destroyed before they are applied to the fields. The compost is a more uniform material than manure, which makes field application easier and doesn't smother plants. The compost reduces the need for commercial fertilizers. Although manure also can be used for its nutrients, the timing and delivery of the application can be difficult. "The biggest advantage to composting is that it allows you to target when you apply it," Hawkins says. The compost material is an excellent soil conditioner. "Organic material stabilizes the soil aggregates," Hawkins says. "This is a very useful, beneficial mulch." On the Purdue research farm, the compost is applied to alfalfa fields after the first cutting. "We use a standard manure spreader to spread it on the fields, so we're not inventing anything new there," Hawkins says. He suggests that the finished compost also could be sold to landscaping contractors or given away to neighbors in a suburban setting to build good community relations. The Purdue composting facility, which was built with a grant from the Indiana Department of Environmental Management, uses a 1.3-acre site near the Purdue dairy barns. The Purdue dairy herd is made up of 400 animals that produce about nine tons of manure solids a day. When the composting site is at capacity, there is room for 13 rows of composting material. Each row is approximately five feet high, 10 feet wide and 250 feet long. The rows are turned using a specialized windrow turner. The site development costs for the composting project were approximately $4,600, which included bulldozing a slope, berm, and retention pond (to capture rainfall runoff); adding rip-rap, an overflow pipe, and perimeter fence; and labor. The major startup cost for the composting project was a pull-type windrow turner, which was purchased in 1996 for $19,400. The windrow turner allows faster turning of the compost and a better end product. "The turning can be done with common farm equipment, such as a front-loader tractor and a manure spreader, but that method is more time-consuming," Hawkins says. "We can turn the entire site in about two hours." In addition to the windrow turner, a carbon dioxide tester, thermometer and pH meter were purchased for $1,020. Since 1995, the operating costs have averaged approximately $4,500 per year, which includes labor, site maintenance (additional grading, mowing, etc.), and equipment depreciation. "We're not trying to make the best compost possible," Hawkins says. "That's not our objective. We're trying to reduce costs and reduce chances of pollution. You could make it look like the stuff in the store, but we just do it to solve a problem and eliminate the smell." Source: Stephen Hawkins, (765) 494-8367; e-mail, seh@aes.purdue.edu Writer: Steve Tally, (765) 494-9809; e-mail, tally@ecn.purdue.edu; Web, www.agcom.purdue.edu/AgCom/homepages/tally/ Purdue News Service: (765) 494-2096; e-mail, purduenews@uns.purdue.edu

10:19 PM 04/28/1998 Here is an e-mail I received.
This is a worthwhile update of an old joke. Enjoy
>> >
>> >At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared
>> the
>> >computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept
>> up with
>> >technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
>> >twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General
>> Motors
>> >addressed this comment by releasing the statement "Yes, but would you
>> want
>> >your car to crash twice a day?"
>> >And...
>> >1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have
>> to buy a
>> >new car.
>> >2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
>> and you
>> >would just accept this, restart and drive on.
>> >3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop
>> and fail
>> >and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason,
>> you
>> >would accept this too.
>> >4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
>> bought
>> >"Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
>> >5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
>> reliable,
>> >five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on
>> five
>> >percent of the roads.
>> >6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft  upgrades
>> to
>> >their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
>> >7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by
>> a single
>> >"general car default" warning light.
>> >8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
>> >9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
I put this in the rant section, because even though it is intended as a joke, I would put up with all that stuff without a thought if, indeed, cars cost $25 and got 1000 mpg.!...

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