For those of you unfamiliar with the movie, let's just say that it helps to be more than a little bit tipsy when actually watching the movie.  Anyways, here is a list of recurring things from the movie.  Drink up, enjoy, but remember...DRINKING AND DRIVING DON'T MIX!

Non-drinkers...see the  Crash Game for Non-drinkers

Drink when:

• a "famous car crash" is staged
• you see someone's pubic hair
• someone with whom you are watching the movie refers to Rosanna Arquette as "Tin Woman"
• you think that Rosanna Arquette's costume is a bit extreme
• someone speaks in a whispery voice
• you have to turn the volume up to hear the dialogue
• someone moans passionately
• you have to turn the volume way down
• Someone has sex: with his or her spouse
•        "       "     "     with another person
•        "       "     "     in a car
•        "       "     "     on a car
•        "       "     "     looking at a car
•        "       "     "     with someone of the same gender
•        "       "     "     in a public place
•        "       "     "     with Vaughan
•        "       "     "     he's on top
•        "       "     "     she's on top
• someone is clearly wearing no underwear/bra
• someone has a honking great scar
• someone gets a tattoo
• someone dies in a car crash
• someone causes a car crash
• someone gets turned on by a car crash
• someone is creepy
• nudity
• swearing
• smoking
• Holly Hunter's hair looks like a very bad wig
• someone recovers from his/her injury rather quickly
• someone asks something along the lines of "did you come?"
• someone "comes"
• you see more of someone than you needed to see (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger)
• you find Vaughan confusing
• Deborah Unger is in some state of undress
• James Spader limps
• someone mentions the recent increase in traffic
• you really wonder about David Cronenberg
• a car crashes
• someone grabs someone else's crotch
• the actors are monotone and stiff
• you think they're reading cue cards
• someone in the room/theatre you're watching it in walks out
• someone watching the movie gets "turned on"
• The song "All Surface/No Feeling" goes through your mind as you watch
• someone watching the movie is bored
• a character in the movie appears bored
• you wonder if the actors are actually having sex
• Rosanna Arquette's costume scares you
• the movie cuts to a shot of 2 people having sex for no apparant reason
• you actually enjoy the movie
• you wonder what the above says about you
• if you're renting a copy of the movie, the tracking is messed up during the sex scenes
• you wonder if anything like this actually happens
• someone rides in a car
• someone rides someone in a car
• the airport is mentioned
• someone "gets off" watching a car crash video
• sexual promiscuity occurs
• you see an Ontario license plate
• you recognize a filming location
• you find yourself desensitized to the sex
• Vaughan talks about a car crash as an erotic experience
• characters appear to have no sense of irony, or humour for that matter
• you decide that Crash is nothing but a glorified porno
• one of the characters irritates you (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger's character)
• James Spader "takes someone from behind"
• you learn a new position
• sex happens at the airport
• sex happens in a "crash car"
• someone tugs at his/her seat belt

1999 andromedastraine