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Amazing Transitional Animals
Darwin said that we should find millions of transitional fossils to support the theory of evolution.
And though we haven't come across any yet, we know it is just a matter of time before we do. Because given enough time, anything can happen (i.e., something from nothing, order from chaos via random chance, evolution, etc. and etc.).
So we have taken the liberty of "reconstructing" what these transitional animals were probably like.
We snookered a bunch of students from the local art school to help us out pro-bono. Now it should be cautioned that these aspiring artists may have pushed their creative license in order to beef up their portfolio and make a name for themselves.
Then we hood-winked a bunch of natural science students from the local junior college to give us a brief synopsis of how these animals probably lived. And they probably took some creative licenses too.
Enjoy the tour . . .
Lobster-to-Guinea Pig Transitionary Species
An amphibious mammal like the duckbill platypus.
Females would lay just one egg, but then the egg would subdivide forming a cluster from 10 to 25.
The foreclaws were useful for defense as well as picking stuff out of its velcro-like face.
It seems nature, for some strange reason, singled out this species for trial and error in the evolutionary process resulting in many forms that didn't quite make it.
Duck-to-Deer Transitionary Species
One of the best examples of animals evolving from birds.
Was about the size of your average North American deer, but waddled gracefully.
However flying was awkward, especially around trees.
Very cautious during both duck and deer season.
Smaller birds would perch on their antlers and eat the microbes thus keeping them clean.
Cat-to-Rabbit Transitionary Species
Don't let the cute & cuddly looks fool you. This guy is labeled "the great-white shark" of the fields and plains.
Known as the perfect killing machine, cabbits spent their days hunting down prey, such as buffoucan and cowrillas, then devouring them within minutes.
Very playful.