Dead Baby jokes
Q: How did the dead baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? A: You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies. Q: Why do they boil water when a baby's being born? A: So that if it's born dead, they can make soup. Q: What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass? A: A baby in the microwave. Q: What's white, red, and runs in a circle? A: A baby with one foot nailed to the floor. Q: Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil? Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Q: What's red and squirms in the corner? A: A baby playing with a razor blade. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Q: Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on his face.