Confucius says...

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  1. Secretary not permanent until screwed on floor. 
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  2. Man like baby - want to suck tit all day.
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  3. Schoolboy OK to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal.
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  4. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
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  5. It take square ass to shit brick.
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  6. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
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  7. A girls best asset is her liability ('lie'ability).
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  8. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
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  9. War doesn't determine who's right.  War determines who's left.
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  10. Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.


  11. Rape impossible.  Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with
pants down.
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  12. Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
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  13. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
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  14. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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  15. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
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  16. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
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  17. Him who stand on toilet be high on pot.
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  18. Man who stand in front of moving car is tired, Man who stands in back of
moving car, exosted.
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