- Such a 'hore
that she's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
that she's like a racecar, she burns 50 rubbers day
that she's like a bubble gum machine, everyone gets a pop
that she's like a broken bubble gum machine, 25 cents gets it all
that she's like a bowling ball, men finger her, throw her away and she
keeps coming back for more
that she's like a bus, men climbing on and off of her all the time
that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the
correct change
- So fat,
she eats out of a satellite dish
every time she steps while wearing high heels she strikes oil
when she bungie jumps, she goes straight to hell
before God said "Let there be light!", he told her "move your big butt out
of the way"
she has to use a VCR as a beeper
if she wore a Malcom X shirt, helicopters would try to land on her
she can't wear yellow because kids mistake her for a school bus
when she sings, its over
when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
when she steps on a scale, it says "we don't do livestock"
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued"
when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
she fell in love and broke it
she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- So stupid/dum
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she gave your uncle a blow job and told him it would help with unemployment
when she was filling a form and it said sign here, she wrote "Gemini"
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she tripped over a cordless phone
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
- So ugly
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it
Halloween already?"
Your mamma's so ugly your dads breath smells like shit because he would
rather kiss her ass.
- So old
I told her to act her own age, and she died
she has Jesus's beeper number
she signed god's year book
she dreams in black and white
When she was young, the Dead Sea was only sick.
- So poor
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was
doing, she said "Moving"
- others
teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down
so nasty that her shit is glad to escape
