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| I remember when i Started hanging out with everyone and they would be like "Some one light up a J." I was SO clueless to what a "J" was and i was all like "yeah thats what we need a "J." i had NO IDEA what a "J" was. There are many other words like "Reefer" at one point i didnt know if it meant weed or a pencil i had no clue what so ever... I set up this page so people who have gotten stoned maybe 5-15 times can impress all thier "Pro" stoners with a sentence like...."Hey some 1 "bust" out a "J" so we can get "riped" and "roll" a new "bone" with our "smoked" "roach" to get "fucked up!" <= A true stoner can say a sentance like that with ease so learn these words! ALL OF THEM!!! |
| To be honest i have NO IDEA what to put in this space....so i will tell you about the Goblin from Faerie land! The Goblins name is Winkel and he is from Faerie land. All he does all day is sit around all day and smoke Ganja and smoke differant kinds of imported herb. He smokes them out of his 2 foot long double barrel bong that he named "Bob." Bob is made out of a clear blown glass that truns a dark blue while you are smokeing from it. Winkle made his bong from scrapes around faerie land... to learn more about Winkel please |
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A Acapucco Gold - Very fine Mexican bud. Adventure - Anything that involves moving when you can hardly walk. Aparatus - lets see.... ? a Pipe. Aqua Lung - Gravity bong in a bucket. Auto - A device consisting of an aquarium pump and an oxygen mask used to smoke weed. B BA - Buzz Amplifier, after weed cig. BK - Buzz Killer (eg. Exercise). BK Double - The cops , Parents , or unwanted visitor. B-40 - Weed. B-Dong - Bong B-Over - What you have the morning after one too many bong hits. Babysittin' - Bogarting the bowl. Bag - what holds your weed. Bait - Weed. Bake Break - To take a break and go smoke a bowl. Bake Sale - A smoke out party. Baked - To be Heavily inspired by smoking weed. Baked ass - Stoned beyond repair. Bamber - Shitty weed Bammer - Brown Mexican shit (dirt) Beat - the condition of a bowl when it is all ash. Beat up - State when your not high anymore , but you can still tell you smoke before, and you are real tired. Beats - music you listen to when your high. Beaver Enlightenment - Mental State. When one momentarily stumbles into the next level of thinking. Bent - to be under the influence of weed. Berick - To smoke a bong in excess of 6 feet. Best - as fucked up as you can get. Better - when your so fucked up that you think you are better than best (this gets into a debate whether better is better than best or otherwise , try to keep track of that shit when your stoned). Biffing the Pot - When you spill pot at any time. Bignalls - People who want to smoke your weed for U. Bitch slapped - To smoke and then go get drunk at a party then come home and smoke more. Bitch - Someone who fucks with someone's high. Bitched - a bowl of ash that is unsmokable. Bitchweed - bad or dirt weed. Bit - Really fucked up. Biz-nit - The bowl is bit. Blazed - Just before ripped. Blitzed - To be really , really Stoned. Blotto - To be so stoned that you have no clue whats going on in the real world. Blow it up - Smoke some weed. Blown - So Stoned that you can't remember your own name. Blown Up - The perfect High. Blunt - Hollowed out cigar , filled with an eighth of weed and sealed with honey. Blunted - To be intoxicated by weed. Bogart - Taking more hits than your supposed to. really shitty thing to do. Bokin a Smowl - Smokin a bowl. Bombed - Burning out. Bone - Joint Bong - An object when used properly goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Bong Swat - A hit from a bong. Bong Terd - The resin that comes out of you bong after a lot of use. Bonged - Completly monged Bongineering - Water bong construction Bong Master - Keeper and filler of a bong. Bongola - A big bong at least 4 feet. Bongology - The ancient art of bong construction. Bone Riding - Driving around listening to beats and smoking a joint. Boodagus - Store that illegally sells weed. Bottle - Bottle of water = 1/4 oz. weed. Bowl - A small amount of weed. Braindead - the point where you have smoked too much. Brainfart - when you are too stoned to remember what you were just sayin Branded - when you get burned by a pipe (glass usually). Branding - the act of purposely burning someone with a pipe. Brew- Another name for your weed. Briko - A smoking session. Broken pipe - Empty pipe. Brownies - treat that can be laced with weed. Bubonic Chronic - The dirt weed that makes you cough up your left lung. Bubblegum - when the weed is so sticky that you have to cut it with scissors. Bud - The part of the cannabis plant we all smoke. Buddha - Weed stupid. Budiquette - Smoking Etiquette. Buffalo[v] - To buffalo is to cough uncontrollably in the middle of a humungous ass hit. Buffalo Fart - The nasty ass smoke left over by an inconsiderate smoker in a bong or pipe. Bung - Bong. Bunk - Weed that leaves a bad aftertaste and is really nasty. Burn 1 - To smoke a joint. Burn [v] - To smoke weed. Burnt - When you are totally fucked up. Bush Bong - A bong made from anything lying around your house. Buzz - A mild Weed high. Buzzed Off - reaction to bad weed in which the person has a strong dislike/hostility towards weed and stoner. Buzzed Out - Smoking too much to the point of sleep. C C.R.S. - Can't remember shit . Cabbage - Slang for the best weed. Caked - To be absolutely wasted. Cale' - rastafied slang for weed. Camping - to talk or tell stories while holding the bowl. Can - Short for cannabis. Cancana - To cough up a lung after smoking. Cannon Ball - A dried up ball of resin. Canoe - When someone lights the joint and it burns on only one side. Cap - Same as Cop. Cash Out- When you are one of the first to fall asleep after a good time. Cashed - Completely ash bowl. Chalk-Dust Torture - When you fishbowl your car so much that you can't breathe. Chanked - Really fucked up. Cheeba - Cannabis. Cheechin's - Getting you and three pals and sit in your car and roll the windows up and smoke a Phat bowl. Cherried - When a bowl needn't be lit. Cherry - The red burning coals of a bowl. Chewed - Mildly high. Chibachiba - Cannabis. Chicken - Weed. Chief [v] - To smoke a bowl (Let's Chief this bowl). Chill - A really cool situation. Chince - When over smokin' takes place (OD). Chinese Eyed - Stoned. Choke on one - To smoke a bowl. Choke Puppy - A mooch that comes over just to get high. Chokes - What you get after taking too big of a hit. Chong - The act of puffing. Chonged - Fucked up cheech style. Chonger - An extremely large joint. Chooch - A stingy dealer. Chrondos - Chronic. Chronic- The best weed. Chrons - Chronic. Chuie - A joint laced with something. Cigareefer - A joint rolled with a tobacco rolling machine. Clam Baking - Rolling up the windows and smoking till you can't see. Clear Eyed - To be completly Sober. Clouds - Weed smoke. Coached - To be pleasantly stoned. Cocktail - A joint roach placed at the end of a cigarette. Comacozer - a Phat fucking joint. Commercial - Buds that come in a brick. Cone piece - Bowl. Cotton-Mouth - The driest a mouth can get after smoking weed. Cried - Being stoned and laughing so much you cry , also called the ten minute abs. Crispy - To be inspired by the smoking of weed. Crusin' - A nice comfortable high. Cure - To heat hash so that it crumbles so that it is easier to roll a Joint with. Curtins - thats what you say to the person who is ripped off their ass. D D-Hit- When you're bent over coughing and your friends ask what happened you answer "D-Hit". Da Shit - Really good weed. Dank - Sticky, dense weed that fucks you up. Deal - A weed purchase Dicksmack - A fake hit by a wanna-be smoker. Dime - 10$ sack. Dippin' [v] - to watch someone pack a bowl. Dirt - Very poor quality weed. Dirt Devil - A person who usually has dirt weed. Doob - Joint. Doobage - Weed. Doobie - Weed Cigarette. Dope - Old-school word for weed. Droogies - The dryness of your mouth aftre you smoke a phat bowl. Droned - To be drunk and stoned at the same time. Drug Abuse - When you drop the joint. Dry - When your hookup has no weed. Dub - a 20$ bag of weed. Dubbage -Weed. Duckass [v] - To duckass the joint, as in get the tip all filthy wet with your saliva , bad bad bad. Dude - Smoking buddy. Dudette - Smoking female buddy. Durban Poison - Grade A weed , world renowned. Dust - Weed left over in a bag, or weed that has been broken up too much. Dutch Oven - An area or room filled with weed smoke. E Ear - "here (ear) take this joint" Eat Chicken - Smoke some weed. el' - A joint or Blunt. Elbow - 1 Pound of weed. Electric Lettuce - Potent weed. Elevated - A euphoric high. Endo - Weed. F Faded - To be high. Fattie Maggee - A really phat doobie. Fatty - Overly large joint. Fershnikered - One whose is pretty stoned. Fett - Totally stoned. Filth - Good hydro weed. Fire - Bright orange weed, expensive. Fish Bowl - To smoke so much in a car that it is very foggy. Fish Bowl Hit - When a hit is so monsterous that it could fishbowl a car. Fishlip - When one gets the tip of a joint soggy, bad bad bad. Five-O - Cops , Hawaii Five-O. Fixed - Full bowl of weed. Flint and Tinder - A lighting apparatus. Flying Spiff - When a joint is passed by throwing. Foil - A weed purchase wrapped in foil. Fogout - To fill the room or car with smoke. Four-Twenty - TiMe To SmOkE. Frazzled - To be under the influence of weed. Freshies - The first few nugs out of a fresh bag. Fried - Stoned. Frizzled - The highest point of Stonage. Front - Lending weed to one in need. Fruit Salas Bowl - a bowl packed with weed and hash. Fubar - Really fucked up. Fubared - Fucked up beyond belief. Fucked Over - When one has no herb to get him through the day. Fumo - Hashish. Fuzz -The Cops. G G - A gram of weed. Ganja - Weed. Gank - To steal someone's shit. Gear - Weed. Geek Out - To laugh at anything. Geeker - Preson who laughs at anything. a Generation - roaches rolled into a joint. Get Warmed - Get high. Ghetto Brick - Commercial city weed, sold in tighly packed bricks. Ghost Munchies - When you think you have the munchies but once the food is in front of you, you aren't hungry anymore. Glazed - Really fucked up. Goin' Bowling - Goin to smoke a Bowl. Golf Balls - Big round skunky balls of weed covered in THC crystals. Gone - Stoned. Gonje - Really,really,really good weed. Gonners - When a bowl is Ashed. Goonin - To act stupid when smoking. Gram - 20 $ worth of dank. Grandmas's Green Beans - Really Nice Nugs. Grass - Weed. Green - Weed. Greenbud - Weed that is green and usually better. Greening Out - Passing out from too much smoking. Greens - The first hit of a freshly packed bowl. Greeny - Post whitey stage, pre-puke stage. Grilled - Stoned. Grilled Cheese - Weed. Groceries - Stash of weed. Groper - A massive bong hit, followed by a lot of coughing. Growlies - Cravinbg for food while smoking. Gumbo - Weed. Gummy - To become lethargic after smoking. Guzzle - Used bong water that some idiot tries to drink. H Hackin' It - Ready, and willing to smoke. Hammered - Really, Really high. Hammied - Drunk and Stoned, or just really fucked up. Hangover Bowl - A bowl smoked in the morning after a heavy drinking night. Happy herb - Weed. Harsh - Weed that is too dry. Hash - Cannabis resin. Hash-Monster - Burning a crumb of hash on the tip of a point of a pin, trapping the smoke and inhaling through a straw. Hay - Weed. Head banger boogie - Weed mixed with other drugs. Headrush - A really really ugly bong hit, or pipe. Head Shop - A place that sells smoking devices under the pretense that they are intended for the smoking of tobacco. Heat Score - To be obvious about you pot smoking in public. Henry - an eighth of weed , hence henry the 8th. Herb - The leaves and flowers of a cannabis plant. Herby - A home made bong made out of stolen science equipment. HERBivore - A stoner that doesn't know what it is like to be sober. (yeah guys) High - What you are after smoking Marijuana. Hippy Circle - A bunch of people sitting around smoking weed. Hit - A puff off a joint or pipe. Hits Harsh - A pipe that burns your lungs. Hoaxed - Being so stoned that you cannot move. Hogleg - A big fucking joint , like people rolled in the 70's. Holy Bread - Any food eaten while high. Homestone - Home grown weed. Honk - To hog a joint. Hooch - Weed. Hook-Up - The person you get your stash from. Hoot - A small piece of hash. Hoot - One long Pull. Hooter - A nice sized joint. Hot Box - Same things as fishbowling. Hot Rocks - Hot ash pulled through in a pipe, the shit that burns your throat. Houbini - Ganja. Huckleberry - A compact ganja bud that is like 2 inches long. Humbolt Gold - The shit HSU students gro. Humphery - Hitting the bowl several times before passing it. Huyro - Joint. Hydro - Hydroponically grown weed. Hydroplug - Bong. I Icky Sticky - Dank ass Buds. Iffy - Not really. Indo - Weed. Indonesia - State of being really really fucked up. irie - Stoned , Ripper, Baked. Iron Lungs - A person who cashes the whole bowl in one pull. Izm - Weed. J J - Joint. JB - Bong ( Comes from Jerome Baker ) James Bong - The most stoned person in a group. Jannie - A perfectly rolled joint. Jay - Cool as Shit. Jefferson Airplane - A plit match used as a roach clip. Jibb - A gram of hash. Jibby - Joint. Jigaboo - Joint. Jingo - Joint. Joint - Weed Cigarette. Jones - To crave a smoke. K K.B. - Killer bud. K.G.B. - Killer green bud. Kankered - To be so stoned that you can't move. Karate Fucked Up - So fucked up that you think you are bruce lee and do ninja motions. Karked - Fucked up , shit faced. Kaya - Weed. Keefe - Compacted crystals off of Dank plants, otherwise hashish. Kindbud - Super dank herbs, highest quality. Kite Flying - Code word for "lets go smoke a phat bowl". Kitt - Hash. Kruzz - The shit that is not bud but not quite ash , near the end of a bowl. Kryptonite - really green bud. Krypy - Really good Scientific Weed. L La La - Weed. Laced - Weed with other drugs on it. Law Dawg - Cops. Lem - To smoke up and go directly to sleep. Lid - An ounce of weed. Liggette - A lighter. Light Weight - Gets Stoned Easily. Lit - Really High. Little John - A two paper joint. Log - A bigger joint. Logy - To become lethargic after smoking. Luke - One who complains about anything dealing with the smoking process. M Magic Wand - Joint at least 40 cm long. Mahe-Mahe - A 6-foot Glass Bong. Mainline Hit - A weak ass hit, when no smoke erupts from your mouth. Manard - Really fucked up on Weed. Marijuana - My Favorite thing in the whole world. Marley - When you roll a fattie like Bob Marley did. Mary - Slang for weed - "lets go chill wit' Mary". MaryJane - Marijuana. Mary Washington - A long pointless story that you get ragged on about after you tell it. Mayo - A large gravity bong that is so white that it looks like mayo. Mega Munchies - State of hunger you get from not eating before or after smoking. Megiver - someone who can make a smoking device from whatever they have on them. Meds - Used when you keep weed in a prescription bottle. Mexi - Shitty Brown weed. Middies - Mid-grade- weed. Mini B - A small 1/2 blunt. Minit - slang for a long time. Mission - Anything that involves moving. Missioning - A thing to do when stoned. Monte - Marijuana in spanish. Mota - Spanish word for Weed. Muffler Hit - A GaRgAnTuAn hit. Munchies - To become hungry while smoking weed. N Nabbed - To have your stash taken away. Narc - Someone who tells on you for smoking Joints. Nature Hike - A long walk with no destination , while your stoned. Necter - Slang for a glass bong. Nickle - 5$ worth of weed. Nip - A tiny toke. Noser - A shotgun. Nuggets - Really good weed. Nugs - fresh tight buds of weed. Nuke - Weed laced with dangerous shit , or toxic stuff. O O - Ounce of Weed. OZ - Ounce of Weed. On-Time - Means good weed. One-Hitter - A bowls that only lasts one or two hits. One Time - Means cops are coming to break up your hippy circle. Onion - An ounce of happy weed. Ooja-Gabooja - Something you say when you are really retarded. Ozzie - An ounce of happy weed. P P.H.- Pussy Hit. PPP - Puff Puff Pass. Pabacab - Pack A Bowl And Catch A Buzz Pack - To pack a bowl. Packer - One who packs bowls. Pakalolo - Hawaiian term for weed. Papa Johns - Weed. Papes - What you roll a joint with. Paradise - A bong in one hand, and a Pipe in the other one. Parf - Short for Paraphernalia. Pass Interference - When someone prevents the passing of a bowl. Pasties - Dryness in the mouth after smoking weed. Pedo - Means high in spanish. Pepper - Fake Pot. Perma-Grin - The grin on your face after smoking a phat bowl. Persy - Personal stash of weed. Pine Tree - Joint. Pizo - Pipe. Plumber - A dealer. Plumbing - The act of smoking weed. Plumbing tools - A pipe, Bong , Papes, etc. Pocket knicfe - Roach clip. Poke Smot - Smoke Pot, get it ?? Politicking - when you receive a bowl you proceed to tell a story before you hit it. Polp - Pussy Hit. Popo - Cops. Pot-head- That is you, the person reading this page. Pot Nap - A nap after smoking weed. PPG - Pass Pass Give. Pull Tubes [v] - To take hits from a bong or pipe. Purple sticky punch - Weed. Q Q - Quarter ounce of weed. QP - A Quarter pound of weed. R Reality - The other world. Red - The state of being high. Redeye - The reness of your eyes after smoking some bud. Reefer - Weed. Reeson-Head - One who likes to smoke resin. Resin Scraping - What my friends and i do when our stash is dry. to scrape and smoke resin from marijuana past. Rez - Resin. Riped - really fucked up. Ripped-rippity - when your friends scare you by saying you are gonna get caught , when your at school. Roach - The very end of a joint. Roach Hotel - A collection of roaches to be rolled into a new joint. Roacher - Someone who passes you a lit roach and expects you to smoke it. Robobaked - Really stoned to the point of only having basic motor skills. Rolled Upon - To be stopped by the 5-O. Rooibaard - really good , red haired weed. Rough - To NOT be Stoned. Run - What happens when someone rolls a Joint wrong. S Sack - A small bag of Weed. Sauce - Secret word for Weed , when around parents. Shit - Type of hit where that is the only thing you can say. Sacker - Sack of weed. Saddle - To Smoke. Saddy - Plastic bag where you put your stash. Safety Meeting - Stop for a puff. Salad - Weed. Sees - Weed. Schwag - Lowest grade of weed you can get. Schwilly - Stupid fucked up. Scoob - Weed. Scoobie Snax - Anything you eat when you are high. Score [v] - To buy weed. Scummie - Fucked up. Sensamella - Good bud , no seeds. Sesh - Weed. Session - A meeting where the point tis to get totally fucked up. Shattered - Right after smoking a phat joint, and your eyes are red and glossy. Shaggy - A stoner from a popular cartoon. Shake - The left over from a bag of weed. Shake Wake - When you wake up with the munchies. Shmeez - To smoke some good weed. Sho 'Nuf - Really fucked up. Shorty - Someone who can't handle their smoke. Shot Gun - Blowing 2nd hand smoke into someone's lungs. Shotgun - Thing on my bong. Shwag - Lowest grade weed. Sjaaaaams - Stoner Jams. Shanked - To be ripped off in a deal. Skeeto - Being really high. Skiddly Bop - Really fucked up. Skilled - To be able to smoke everyday before school and still pass. Skimp - Someone who gets less weed than they paid for. Skins - Cigarette papers. Skin Up - To roll a joint. Slides or Sliders - Bong Hits. Slippin' - To be Stoned. Smashed - To be very Stoned. Smike a Popefull - Smoke a Pipefull. Smoke - Weed. Smooth - To be Stoned. Snoop Dogg - Someone who takes more hits than everyone else. Snow Blower - Putting snow or ice in a bong. Spazzing - Dropped you bong or joint. Spark - To Light. Spliff - A nice joint. Spungle - The language you speak. Stale - after you smoked too much weed. Stash - What you hide from your parents. Stealth - Joint. Sticky Spit - The leftover spit after taking a hit. Sti-Zoned - Stoned. Stickies - Buds. Sticks and Stones - Stems and Seeds. Stinky green - Really good weed. Stogie - Joint. Stonation - The state of being really fucked up. Stoned - To become inspired by the smoking of weed. Stoned Stupid - To fucked up to deal with the world. Stoner - One who smokes a lot of weed. Stoner Rodeo - playground animals connected with springs to the ground. Stooge - Dealer. Stuffy - A blunt, not cracked, just emptied and filled with your favorite pot. Stungry - Stoned and Hungry. SUBZERO - A 12 ft. Bong. Super - When one person blows smoke through a Joint into another mouth. Swacked - To be high. Swisher - A blunt. Switch Hitter - The person in the middle. Swisser Sweet - Weed Cigar. T Tangenting - The art of telling stories to fucked up stoner. Tax - Stealing someone's weed. Tea - Marijuana leaves. Thai Stick - Famous bud purchased attached to a bamboo stick. Tick - To get weed upfront and pay later. Ting - Weed. Toasty - Really Stoned. Toe - When you are really fucked up. Tofu - Secret code word for throwing trash out of your car when your stoned. Toke - The act of smoking weed. Tomato Eyed- The person who gets the redest eyes out of the group. Toned - To be extremely fucked up. Tour - To do when you're high. Treed - To be exremely stoned. Treez - Weed. Trippin' - Really High. Tripsta - A Stoner. Troncho - Joint. Tube - Water pipe 2 ft or longer. Tuete - Joint. Twacked - Really fucked up. Twant - A 20 bag of weed. Twamp - A 20 bag of weed. Tweak - When you flip out from smoking too much weed. Tweed - Weed. Twerk - To roll a Blunt. Twigged - Stoned. Twin - A 20 bag of weed. Twistie - Joint. U Utensil - Anything used to smoke weed. Utopia - Where you are when you are totally stoned. V Vaccuum lung - Someone who cashes a bowl in one pull. Vegged - State of complete nothingness. Victim - When you are really stoned and don't know whats going on. Viper - Stoner. W Wacky Tobaccy - Weed, my teachers in school use this ?. Wacky Weed - Weed. Wake n' Bake - When you wake up and smoke a bowl right away , like before school. Wasted - Really fucked up. Weed - Mind altering plant. Weed Potter - One who smokes weed. Wet - Laced. Weeders - Your pals you smoke with. Whacked - crashing out after smoking all day. Whitey - What you are after smoking too much weed. Whooler - A fat ass double paper joint. William - Joint. Wood - Weed. Work - when you pack a bowl. Wowzers - What you say after taking a massive hit. X X-Ray Vision - What you think you have when you are really stoned. Xenaphobahigh - Fear of stoned aliens. Y Ya Good - A jamaican question for "are you stoned?". Yaz - Weed. Yee - To be really high. Yema - Spanish for Weed. Yesca - Spanish word for Marijuana. Yuccapuffy - Weed. Z Z - Ounce of weed. Zig-Zags - Rolling Papers. Zip - Ounce of weed. Zol - Weed. Zoned - Staring into nothingness. Zooed - To be really stoned. Zoom Tube - A pipe to smoke weed with. Zooted - To be extremely high. Zonked - To be tired after smoking. |
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