Fob Life
You Know You Are Interested In FOB Life if...
Okay, I'll admit it. FOB Life is sketchy at times. There's more to it than meets
the eye. Image is nothing. Life is everything. Live it however you want and
don't tell anyone how to live their life because it's not yours, fool...
You know you are down with FOB Life if...
- Your car is...
a) 6 inches from the ground. -5
b) 2 inches from the ground. +10
c) Having 1 bite too much dinner means your cars gonna scrape the ground.+50
- You drive a...
a) An american made car. -100
b) A Camry. +20
c) An Accord. +25
d) A Civic. +25
e) Something that runs on anything but standard gasoline. +200
- You or your girlfriend digs sticky pics.
- soddies = sorry and pixies = pictures.
- In your car you have...
a) A Pikachu anywhere. +10
b) A beanie baby by the windshield. - 10
c) A Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon toy. + 15
d) Cartoon tissue box covers. + 20
- After you graduated from high school you attended...
a) UCSD or UC Davis. + 5
b) UCLA. + 10
c) UC Berkeley. + 15
d) UC Irvine. + 50
- You own a...
a) A Swatch. + 1
b) A Rolex. - 5
c) A Rolox or Ralex. + 45
- Your mother plucks her white hairs.
- You can evaluate how good a Chinese restaurant is based on the fish tank in the front of the
restruant and the contents inside.
- The 4th of July weekend means no fireworks 'cuz the family is going to Yosemite.
- You've attended --
a) A Chinese school. + 5
b) A Korean school. + 5
c) A Japanese school. + 5
d) Ditched class in any of the above schools. + 30
- You've heard of these names --
a) Sung Hi Lee. + 0
b) Faye Wong. + 5
c) H.O.T. + 10
d) Eugene Kim. + 50
e) None of the above. - 100
- You or your girlfriend apply --
a) No make up. - 20
b) A little make up. + 5
c) Lipstick, Eyeshadow, Eyeliner, foundation, and pluck mad eyebrows. + 25
- You get a page --
a) ... Wait! I don't have a pager. - 50
b) ... And I call with a pay phone. - 10
c) ... And I call with a cell phone. + 10
- You reach this house hosting a party and the carpet is clean and has no shoes up front--
a) You are at the wrong house. + 25
b) Probably wrong... You and your brothers and sisters all have clean shoes. - 10
c) You're at the right house, baby. - 50
- You know cuss words in every Asian languages in case you have to regulate at the Asian clubs.
- You've heard from your parents that your dad's best friend's kid was a million times better than
you(so what? that means that your dad's best friend is a million times better than him).
- You/your girlfriend wears an A or B cup when she doesn't stuff her bra.
- At the end of a date you bust out the neurul salang heh, ai shite and wo aye ni. Anything else
would be uncivilized.
- An apple-pear is much more appealing than a normal one.
- There are no forks in the house... chopsticks only.
- You know not to challenge any Korean(male or female) to a drinking contest.
- You take the batteries out of the disposeable camera before you throw the camera away.
- You visit Hella Yella Fellaz regularly.
- You watched CMC religiously when you were a child and know the lyrics to the Kris Kross Sprite commercial.
- You visit Z and D regularly.
- You found this song hilarious: Tai Mai Shu. Bonus points if you got all the Tupac references.
- When you offer to buy a girl a drink, you settle for nothing less than Boba Nai Tsa..
- The pink box tied up in red string means that we will be eatin' well tonight.
- When you see S.E.S. and H.O.T. you spell it out instead of pronouncing it.
- you know where "Excuse me. I mean you better call me 'Superman'" is from... If you don't, listen closely to the fobbiest rap song ever (have sympathy; it came out in the early 90s).
- Instead of saying, "Dude, whatever." you say "Sway bien, Chigga."
- You have heard this song: Got Rice? You don't have to comment on it(I know I won't)...
- As far as the restruant or amusement park is concerned, you are 12 years
old as long as you are under 21 according to your parent.
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