Tha Azn Quiz
Asian Quiz
What type of Asian are you?
Girls, take this test to find out
Guys, click here
GIRLS
1. On a typical Friday night, you're most likely to be seen
at:
A) pool hall
B) the mall
C) at home, getting an early start on homework
D) cafe shop
E) your friend's house, having a sleepover
2. Your normal everyday wear is:
A) tight shirts, spaghetti straps, baggy jeans, and extra
dark lipstick
B) lots and lots of makeup - to impress the guys of course
C) thick glasses, long sun dresses, penny loafers, or
sandals
D) high pumps, expensive designer clothes and tons of
jewelry
E) college or Mickey Mouse sweatshirts with blue jeans
3. You usually give out your number when:
A) almost never, guys get scared off by your mean looks
B) any foine guy happens to ask for it
C) never - you're not supposed to talk to guys
D) there's money floating around him
E) any white guy asks for it
4. When you go to the mall, you:
A) give menacing stares to other Asian girls
B) follow a foine guy for awhile, then get his number
C) stick close to mom
D) get a guy to buy you a drink, then an outfit, maybe some
jewelry
E) go with a large girl group to check out the hunky white
guys
5. Your ideal guy:
A) could fight and take on any guy he sees
B) is anyone with a nice set of buns
C) ohmigod!!! a guy?! I think I'm feeling dizzy...
D) has money
E) one word: white
6. Favorite name brand is:
A) Calvin Klein
B) Polo, Hilfiger, or Nautica
C) Ummm...does Kmart brand count?
D) Bebe, Express, Banana Republic, DKNY
E) Esprit, Guess
7. You're best known for:
A) beating up any girl that looks your way
B) going out with half of the male population
C) being the master cheat sheet for all tests
D) getting anyone to buy you anything you please
E) attending every single sorority party on campus
Time to add up the totals:
Mostly A's: Asian Thug Girl - sheesh, give some respect for
the other girls.
No one wants to date your scary ass face anyway.
Mostly B's: Asian Flirt - Hey save some guys for the other
girls! Your a big
time playa and you need to get over that.
Mostly C's: Asian Nerd - Get a life! Learn some social
skills and don't be
male phobic alright.
Mostly D's: Asian Gold Digger - Guys aren't just about
money you know. In the future, your gonna get dumped for
your demanding ways.
Mostly E's: Asian Whitegirl - Awww... Asian Thug Girl's
gonna jump you for disgracing her race! Better get your act
together and have some pride!
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