Monica's Blue Dress

by nANCI mEEK 8/98 (to Helen Reddy's "Ruby Red Dress")

There goes Monica's blue dress - To labs all over town

Some folks think she's lyin' - Someone's goin' down

Something came between them - Is Bill the one to blame

You look at that Blue dress - See a little stain.......... (I can hear her say..)

Leave it alone Please leave it alone Please leave it alone Lord leave it alone Oh leave it alone Just leave it alone Don't clean it

Leave it alone- Please leave it alone- Please leave it alone -Lord leave it alone- Oh leave it alone- Just leave it alone- Don't clean it

Here comes Monica's Blue Dress - Ken Starr just laughs All Lewinsky wanted - A job on his staff

Somethin' happened to Monica - She had a taste of fame! Look at that dress close now - See a little stain! (And she says now....)

Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!

Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!

I thought you said it was safe, Leon. - BC

Linda Tripp said Lewinsky - Got up off her knees - Bill fixed his tie and left her - Left his family Tree

Then he tried to deny it - Tried to keep things cool The Press got to Lewinsky - She won't be made a fool (Who just says now...)

Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!

Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!

M: Any openings in the office?

B: Sure come on down!

Q: Why did the FBI have so many problems
testing the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress?
A: All the people from Arkansas have the same D.N.A.

Kenneth Starr Song Parody

Taken from actual White House Trippscripts.

GOT President!

Monica Lewinsky Tribute (spoof of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song)*

Copy of actual Letter courtesy of SMOKING GUN website

for The Smoking Gun

What the hell were you thinking, Bill? - Hillary

I Don't Know! Boy did I screw up this time. - Bill

I'll be in New York if you screw up again - Hillary

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