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We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to
install voice mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this:
"Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the
following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the
order it was received, so please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God, Press 1
For Jesus, Press 2
For the Holy Spirit, Press 3
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding
please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter
his or her Social Security number, then press the pound
key . (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)
For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter
J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,
the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive
here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency
assistance when this office is closed, contact your local pastor."
THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS
WHEN WE PRAY!!! |
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