Brainy Stuff

By Mrs. Dooker

 


hi hi Mrs Dooker is currently involved in the Human Genome Project . As lead researcher at Cairn McDoodle University (named in her honor) she oversees the work of over 20 scientists who are attempting to locate the gene that makes humans not nearly as loyal and forever loving as dogs. When this gene is finally located, she and her team will diligently work to repair the human defect. hi The result will be not only world peace and harmony, but a spotless world as well since everyone will continuously lick everything in view.

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