Another One Bites The Dust
A Parody of the song by the same title by Queen
By Princess Susie
CLAYTON:
Hey, those writers shot me first
Within thrity minutes of show
Well, it couldn't have been much worse
Simpson was ready to go
I wasn't ready, wasn't ready for this
I got knocked off my own two feet
Through my stomach the bullet ripped
It wasn't very neat, yeah

CHORUS:
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one shot, and another one shot
Another one bites the dust
Hey, they're gonna shoot you too
Another one bites the dust

WELLARD:
Did you really thing I'd stay alive?
Captain Sawyer said I was brave
It took me the whole show to get a life
So did ya really think they'd save
lil' Wellard? Now they're satisfied
I couldn't stand the heat
Those Spanish crashin' through the door
Livin' woulda been a feat, look out!

CHORUS

Hey!
Oh, shoot it!
Gettin' shot
Gettin' shot now

Hey!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow!
Another one bites the dust, hey hey!
Another one bites the dust
He-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey...
Oooh, stop it!

ARCHIE:
They took the time to expand my part
And make me an LT
I was commander of a dung cart
Now look what they did to me
They killed me, how those girlies cried
I said I pushed the cap(n)
I faded away, I took the blame
Now they're sayin' "That's a wrap!" oh yeah

CHORUS

Shoot us!
Hey hey!
Not right!
Bicycle races are taking you back to General Silliness