THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE GUTTER by Queen Sarah

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Gutter of the BEWB, It’s the place where all the Gutterites can gush when in the mood, Where we cover certain actor types with various sorts of food, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! We have gushed the Crumpet frequently, he’s always at his Peak, We have watched Sean Biggerstaff teach a Potter how to Seek, Yes, the Gutterites wish Orli’d come and visit us this week, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! The Gutter has two vampires who’re named Louis and Spike, Oh, the Samflu’s hit us badly but we think that that’s alright, The Canadian Gutter Army won’t back down without a fight, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! We have the HP of the Cult of Ioan in our ranks, And the Elrond gushers drool at pics as if they’re in a trance, We have a lot of lusting over elves who’ve got long shanks, [A/N: Ah…Sam…what a cutie!!] The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! We devote ourselves to loving Terence, born across the sea, [A/N: Well, quite a few of us are from North America] Hobbit lust, especially Pippin, has afflicted you and me, And Dom Monaghan’s a sexy lad we’d welcome here with glee, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! Elijah’s an American that actually can act, Sean Astin’s quite a looker and he’s one hell of a dad, The Gutter Court’s a second home for all of us, in fact, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, The Gutter marches on!! The Gutterites will stick together, both through thick and thin, Though we play in different sections, both the brass and woodwinds win, We welcome every Newbie, if you’re gushing then you’re in, The Gutter marches on!! [CHORUS] Glory, glory Billy Boyd! Glory, glory Dom! Oh boy! Glory, glory Terence! Ohhhhhhhhhh, THE GUTTER MARCHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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