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There's a man who come from British Islands
In that uneeform, you know he's stylin'
Oh, every move he makes
Another heart he takes
Odds are you'll be written out tomorrow

CHORUS:
British Navy Man
British Navy Man
hey, givin' you a uneeform
and losin' your first name

Beware of pretty Frogettes you may find
Behind that wonder bra lives an empty mind
Oh, be careful what you say
when Foster visits today
Odds are you'll be shot by Frogs tomorrow

CHORUS

--groovy guitar solo--

CHORUS

Swingin' down to the West Indies one day
and then sailin' to Oran on the next day
Oh no, the captain he just fell
but you're sitting in a cell
Odds are you'll be promoted by tomorrow

CHORUS

British Navy Man!
BRITISH NAVY MAN
to "Secret Agent Man" as performed by Johnny Rivers
parody by Princess Susie
Swing back to Silliness