An Ode To Estelle Skornik
Based on "Maria" from West Side Story
The most hideous sound I ever heard…
Mariette… (echoing a little)
All the lame French chicks of the world in a single word
Mariette,…(echoes yet more) Mariette, Mariette, Mariette…
Mariette
I just watched that bimbo Mariette
And suddenly that name will mean a stupid dame to me
Mariette, I wish I could kick that Mariette
I think you’ll all agree how terrible accents can be
Mariette, does she eat anything at dinner?
Is it possible to be much thinner?
Mariette, I’ll never stop hating Mariette
Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette, Mariette
I am getting so tired of saying
Her name while that role that she’s playing
Stinks greatly
She’s too low for H’ratio, Mariette
The least talented girl I ever saw
Mariette