Hey... Three four! Three four! Three four! Three four! Oh-oh-oh X12 All those pubs are callin' me For a tub o' rum It's such a thrill, even still This town is where I belong All the little jocks hangin' out on the docks are goin' Prtsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Admiral Lord Hood is being no good, goin' Portsmouth Rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Pellew knows but he don't care He's got his worries too Lotsa sailors and he's losing his hair And his report is due All the little blokes who are all gin-soaked go Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Mutiny's a sin, and we always win goin' Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks, Portsmouth rocks I got some guns from Napoleon’s war I shoot 'em just like me dad before He was a soldier in days of yore Oh Po-o-ortsmouth rocks, yeah Po-o-ortsmouth rocks Portsmouth rocks X15 England!

Portsmouth Rocks to "Cleveland Rocks" as sung by the Presidents of the United States of America Parody by Princess Susie

Rock back to Silliness