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GREEN means GO, as in GO SEE THIS MOVIE, regardless of its reputation, because I said so.  This even includes hilariously bad movies, since they're fun anyway. YELLOW means WAIT...are you sure you want to see this?  Doesn't make much of an impression either way. Only marginally recommended or derided. RED means STOP!  What the hell are you thinking?  Don't see this movie.  Use the tape as construction material instead.

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THE BEST EVER My all-time favorites. If you haven't seen them yet, you should. If you haven't and you don't go out and rent them immediately, I can't be responsible for the day when you lie on your deathbed and sob "I wish I had rented In The Mouth Of Madness..."

THE WORST EVER Mere mortal minds cannot imagine how bad these movies are.  Some are so awful, I've repressed the memory of them.  These are the movies that they make you watch in Hell. Heed my warning: beware this list!  Stay away from the movies therein!  They could lead to tumors.  It's true.