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Koballa-Luck bringer to DMP
Thundercloud, God of the Monkey Porn
UPDATETH-INGS:
10-15-2006-
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I got bored at work and made a MYSPACE page for DMP fans to converge and offer comments and what not. It can be accessed on the "Contact" page on the menu.
-There is a new Primate of the Month on the POTM page for October!

Special thanks to YAHOO for SCREWING UP MY WEBCOUNTER!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHOWING THAT SINCE THE OPENING OF THIS SITE IT'S BEEN VIEWED OVER 60,000 TIMES?!?! And, no, I'm NOT lying...fucking bastards...
Special thanks to Brad for donating his time to my banner, which still to this day is like the best thing on this site.  I swear, its been like, 19 years now since that thing was made and applied.  Anyway no one or thing or monkey was harmed in the making or upkeeping of this website, although the dead monkies did start to stink and rot one day and I had to use some Gorilla Glue to fix the skin slippage.  Brad also fell down and scrapped his knee, but it was all fixed with an Elmo bandaid and some topical cream.  Dont sue me, I did nothing to your mama.  If you have any problems with this site, then go somewhere else and let me use my first Amendment right to express myself artistically and creatively.  All photos have been doctored making them new photos. Blah blah blah blahblah....
(add 60,000 to this number)