| E S L English for Successful Living The book is written by students at Nova and TALK schools of English. |
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| If you want to learn more about this book, you can go to the TABLE OF CONTENTS. You can see the first chapter |
| NOTE: NEVER SEND A WOMAN 12 ROSES, SEND 11 ONLY WHICH MEANS "YOU'RE MY 1 AND ONLY 1" If a guy ever sends you a dozen (12) roses, slap him on the face and ask him,"Am I not the 1 and only 1? How could you have12? That means you have someone else beside me..." Meanings of the number of flowers: 1) 1 = You're the 1 that I love (If you give one flower, you are sending this message) 2) 2 = I think loving 2 is more cool 3) 3 = I LOVE U (3 words) 4) 5 = I LOVE U (5 letters) 5) 8 = I LOVE YOU (8 letters) 6) 8 = You have a curvacious body 7) 11 = You're my 1 and only 1 8) 12 = You're my first 1 but I have a 2nd love too. 9) 69 = Lady, r u ready to shag? 10) 101 = You will be my 1st and last 1. 11) 543 = Undying love (in cantonese) 12) 666 = Let's go to hell together 13) 1001 = I shall START and END my life with u... 14) anything more than 1001 = please help safe the environment!!! How a man should treat his lady?? 1) Always pull her chair for her 2) Always open the car door for her 3) Always open restaurant doors etc, and let her enter first 4) Always make sure she starts eating before you do it 5) Always stand up from the seat if she excuses herself to the restrooms/make a phone call 6) Always pay for the meal or if she prefers to be independent, at least pay your share well. TREAT HER LIKE A LADY AND BE A GENTLEMAN What a man should do when his lady is angry?? 1) Be patient 2) Be tolerant 3) Be loyal - don't go off flirting 4) If she slaps you, kiss her 5) If she scolds you, hug her 6) Always appologize when you are in the wrong like a man 7) Remember what she likes and take her unexpectedly to make her happy Proposing to a lady 1) Eve tempted Adam with an apple and the rest is history. Send your would-be mate an apple with a note saying "Try me". 2) Try taking out a classified ad in the lonely hearts section of a newspaper then deliver the paper to your love, having encircled your advert with a heart. Alternatively, ring-and-run after fixing a heart-shaped wreath of flowers on her front door. 3) Go to a beach in the middle of the night and with petrol, pour it in the shape of a heart and opening her eyes, you light up the petrol and a burning shape of a heart will show that "Your flamming passion for her..." 4) If you send a lady flowers and you find out that she throws then in the dustbin. Buy another bouquet of flowers but this time placing it in a nice shiny, polished dustbin and send it to her place... Some sweet ideas for making up 1) Send her a make-up kit, and using red-lipstick, write on the mirror... "Let's make up" 2) Say sorry in many different languages 3) Buy a big white flag and walk to the front of her house, saying I surrender, I'm wrong. 4) Buy her 2 white doves, and ask her,"peace?" 5) Send her a fluttering lonely rose petal through the letter box everyday for ten days. On the 11th day, send a naked rose stem and with a note saying,"This is how I feel without you..." and 11 days means "you're my 1 and only 1". Regards Abdulhamid aabu_khalid@hotmail.com Abdul of Saudia Arabia |
| Love Do you want to know how to treat a lady? Abdul from Saudi Arabia has some suggestions. |
| Visit the Caveman It's funny and some of the suggestions work for me! (-- Steve) |