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| PICTURES OF THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS |
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| I can certainly appreciate a chocolate egg of that magnitude, but is anyone else a little freaked out by those rabbits behind him? |
| "There really is no subtle, casual way I can pick this sucker out of my crack, is there?" |
| CART racers Rubens Barrichello and Luciano Burti joke about how hard it is to win races after splitting a bottle of wine. "We're Italian," said Barrichello, "so it's not like we can't drink." |
| Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon looks away in disgust as Vice President Dick Cheney repeatedly blows his nose on his shirt. |
| Following a pay-per-view special watched by millions, The World Wrestling Federation is again confronted with charges of rampant steroid use. |
| My wife stumbles on photos of my trip to California where I was "visiting some friends." My argument that I can't limit my big pimpin' to the East Coast falls on deaf ears. |
| Not satisfied with your standard aquarium fare, I begin keeping a preserved whale penis in my living room. While this silences my wife's questions about the California trip, for some reason it does not completely ease the tension in my house. |
| In what is easily the most earth-shattering story of the past decade, the Croation National Soccer team changes their uniforms. The team is confused when they are repeatedly asked for a Champburger with Cheese meal to go. |
| The National Basketball Development League concludes a devastating first season with its championship game in Witchita. When several players don't show up, Earl Flatt, a hog farmer from Tipton, half-heartedly volunteers to play and is named the game's MVP after going 1 of 32 from the floor. |
| And that is why I will never go to another Shiite muslim hairdresser. |
| It ain't over 'til....well, I guess it's over. |
| Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern and President Bush celebrate St. Patrick's Day with five pounds of kind bud. "It's the smokin' of the green," said Bush. |
| The Democratic fundraising season gets underway in Washington. |
| Carmine Dellaporta of New York City's Balducci's Deli offers to play "hide the salami." |
| Cardinal Seann Mahoney of Our Lady the Blessed Church also offers to play "hide the salami." |
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| AHHHHH! BUT I'M JUST A LITTLE BLACK RAINCLOUD!!!! AH!!!! TUT TUT IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN! AHHHHHHH! |
