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| PICTURES OF THE WEEKEND |
| This page wil provide you with countless hours of gut-busting laughter, but first we must ask you to wait for all the pictures to load properly. Happy Chanukah. |
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| With several football games of major importance coming up, I get an early start on my "jambalaya of insanity..." |
| More questions of a minimum age requirement are raised as the NBA begins its annual scouting combine. |
| In response to lawmakers who say he is being coy and secretive about America's progress in the war, Attorney General John Ashcroft spends three hours before Congress showing them carpet samples he is considering for his den. |
| Despite being fired and immediately removed from their offices, Enron workers are allowed to take the office chair of their choice as severence. |
| Former President Clinton attends a barbeque in his honor. "It was fun," said Bubba, "but the portions were a little small." |
| Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld illustrates the advantages of having a wife who is 6'2". |
| New York Governor George Pataki is seen meeting with reported wiseguy Jimmy "the Gent" Conway. "He's a good fella," said Pataki. "You know as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." |
| A Navy pilot tells Tom Cruise how much realism was in the film Top Gun. "Find me one person on this base that looks like Kelly McGillis and I'll eat my jumpsuit." |
| At a children's chairty reading, Brooke Shields panics while reading "Little Red Riding Hood." "Dear God, she'll be killed!" yelled Shields. |
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| ...and make sure I have enough to drink. One of these kegs can last up to 45 minutes on a given Sunday. |
| Laura Bush's Secret Service detail utilizes some extremely clever disguises for her protection. |
| The North Pole's resident biker gang, "Hell's Clauses," rumble their way through a visit to the U.S. |
| Actor John Malkovich is asked why he's dressed like Santa Claus. "Dressed like who?" asked Malkovich. |
| Topping children's wish lists this year is Mattel's new "Tickle Me Kofi Annan." |
| Let this be a lesson to those of you out there who are thinking of sticking your face in our President's crotch. "This is the way we handled such things in Texas," said Bush. "I'll be damned if we'll change now." |